The Turnip
Ansley Brock, Staff Writer
It is human nature to be curious which is why the news industry is vital to our everyday lives. Yet news can feel like a negative record is stuck on repeat. It seems as though society has become desensitized to the news. That is until a wacky news title comes across your path that honestly, makes you question if it really is news. Whether you consider it news or not, you probably end up with a good laugh. Take time to thank the reporters who bridge the goofy world with your goofy life.
Bear in WNC has head stuck in a jug
For over a month now the Hendersonville community has been keeping watch of a bear that has a jug stuck on his head. Victoria Galaspy spotted the bear in her yard and immediately called officials from the Henderson County Sheriff’s office and NC Wildlife department. Officials say the bear can still breath and drink water but most likely cannot eat. This is why it is vital to call officials immediately if the bear seen.
The Meghan Effect
Meghan Markle sported a two-toned navy and white wool coat from J.Crew. The coat sold out rather quickly, many saying this is due to the “Meghan Effect”. Markle and Prince Harry arrived at a site that provides workspace for educational and STEM-related organisations, Millennium but don’t let that take away from the importance of her coat.
There was something fishy about the fresh fish selection at a store in Kuwait. It was discovered that the store was placing googly eyes on its fish in order to make them appear fresh out of the ocean. Of course, this was a full scale lie and the store has been shut down.
I can promise that you have never heard of a block party quite like this one. An Idaho neighborhood was invaded by a herd of more than 100 goats. The company, We Rent Goats, said that when they arrived to round up the goats that the neighborhood had come together to herd them into to one area. The goat’s did what goats do best; devour everything in site. At least these neighbors won’t have to mow their lawn or trim their bushes thanks to this herd.
